By Chelsea Handler
Whilst Chelsea Handler must get a couple of issues off her chest, she appeals to the next strength -- vodka. you will too in case you discovered that your boyfriend was once having an affair with a Peekapoo or in case you needed to fake to be honeymooning along with your father for you to improve to top notch. Welcome to Chelsea's international -- a spot the place absurdity reigns ideally suited and a brief wit is the easiest defensive position.
In this hilarious, deliciously skewed assortment, Chelsea mines her prior for tales approximately her family members, relationships, and profession which are straight away singular and ridiculous. no matter if she's convincing her third-grade type that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter within the sequel to Private Benjamin, identifying to be extra egalitarian by way of relationship a redhead, or searching for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little one that seems to be similar to her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for purchasing herself into the main outrageous events. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and impossible to resist turns of word that experience made her one of many most up to date voices in comedy this present day.
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I decided the best approach was to not react at all, so I sat there watching him buzz around the room, banging his head into one wall after another. I remained seated, not wanting to run any interference and get manhandled. I knew James would crash, but I didn’t know how long that was going to take, and was praying he would get it under control by the end of the commercial break. The last five minutes of The Golden Girls were right around the corner, and the episode’s plot line was clearly leading up to a cliffhanger.
You weren’t doing anything. ” “I’m serious, Lydia, shut up. Do not say a word, and close your eyes! ” A burly officer in his late thirties approached my side of the car while his partner tapped a flashlight on Lydia’s window, motioning for her to roll it down as he shined the flashlight in her face. Lydia had to open the door because the window didn’t roll down. For my twenty-first birthday a week earlier, my father had shipped me a 1985 two-door Yugo with one working window. The year was 1996 and, as luck would have it, the window that worked was on the driver side, in the backseat.
Com To my mother. I love you, chunky monkey. Acknowledgments I’d like to thank some people. Michael Broussard and his dog. Trish Boczkowski, Jennifer Bergstrom, and everyone at Simon Spotlight Entertainment. My family is very important, and even though you have very little to do with this book’s coming to fruition, you have very much to do with this book’s coming to fruition. Lastly, I’d like to thank Chuey. You are my nugget. S. I’d also like to thank Regan Books for letting me out of my contract with them.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler